Well done society.
I swear if this gets any more notes then I fear for the next generation.
it wasn’t fun.
5 years of it.
and stabbed because I was fat. Yep.
nearly killed him
You don’t choose the band member, the band member chooses you
the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze
if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
no that’s my person don’t go near my person doNT TOUCH MY PERSON THEY ARE MY PERSON AND YOU ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN ME NO